I thought of a new word to describe the weather. And yes, before any of my non-existent readers point out, I already know that it is a normal word.
Unreasonable
It can be used to describe weather that is not unseasonable, but nonetheless annoying.
Usage: "It's been unreasonably cold this January," or, "that McDonalds coffee I just spilled on my lap was unreasonably hot."
You can file that one up there with, "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra," or "It's hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement." It does not, however, belong anywhere near Jon's, "Snowing when it's warm is like the devil beating his wife."
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