Saturday, August 30, 2008

Thing You Shouldn't Do #4

For this installment of Things You Shouldn't Do, we have a guest subject, Stacy.

Thing You Shouldn't Do #4:
Leave the front door open when you go out to move cars to different parking spots.

Why? Because it earns you the Mother of the Year Award

Friday, August 29, 2008

Things You Shouldn't Do #1, #2, and #3

Hello! Welcome to Things You Shouldn't Do, a completely irregular new feature here on My Inanity. I will do things you shouldn't do and share them here with you in the faint hope that others will learn from my bonehead moves and avoid similar fates.

Thing You Shouldn't Do #1:
Pierce your thumb with a staple then peel an orange

Why? Because it hurts, dammit!

Thing You Shouldn't Do #2:
Clip your iPod Nano Video to your belt and go to a Redskins game even though you know the seats are so narrow that your big ass will brush the sides every time you sit down.

Why? Because you won't have an iPod anymore!

Thing You Shouldn't Do #3:
Temporarily store a full bucket of paint 2 1/2 feet off the carpeted floor just behind your home office chair.

Why? Because this:

I hope this has been educational. Remember, kids, don't do what I do!