It's been out for a little while, so you've probably seen it, but I have a weird fascination with Axe's newest commercial. It starts out kinda hot, then really gross, then hot again as the couple rolls through a tomato patch and picks up a cute tomato picker. That's when the guy gets really lucky. Anyway, here's the commercial.
I don't remember where I saw it, but someone recently made the comment that Axe is for sweaty nerds that think wearing it will impress the ladies. I don't know enough about their demographic, but I have the sneaking suspicion that it might be true. Meh. I use Axe because Stacy likes the way I smell afterwards, but we have yet to tumble into an accidental three-way while making out. Hmmm. Maybe we need to make out on mountains more often. Something to think about.
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