Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Something of Boris

For those of you that know me, you probably know that I really dig James Bond. That's why I'm fairly excited for The Quantum of Solace coming out this Friday. Here is a sneak peek at the unofficial Quantum of Solace theme song.

Thanks to Clay and Ain't It Cool News.

In case you miss any of the lines:

Lyrics to Quantum Of Solace :
He's got a gun and great big man-tits
He's got jug-ears and tiny trunks
Dame Judi Dench is FURIOUS with him!
He's gone completely out to lunch

The Quantum of Solace! (The Quantum of Solace!)
I don't know what that means! (What does it mean?)

He's having flash-backs in black and white
No more raised eyebrows, no more quips
He's got the stunt team from the Bourne films
and lots of product sponsorship

The Suantum of Quolace! (The Suantum of Quolace!)
Did I get it confused? (I got it mixed-up!)

He's nearly dead or really nearly
It's much more gritty than before
No silly gadgets, just lots more fighting
with that French bloke that does parkour

The Thingy of Whatsit! (The Something of Boris!)
I forgot what it's called! (Is that what it was?)

Sometimes I wish Roger Moore would come back
with an underwater car or some kind of jetpack
or a hover-gondola and a Union Jack
Forget it, mate, it's not the '80s!
He'd rather kick you in the face!
We've got a new Bond for the naughties
because the world's a TERRIBLE place!

The Quantum of Solace! (The Quantum of Solace!)
I've written it down! (I'll remember it now!)