It's All a C - O - N - Spiracy

Being sick sucks. At least I know I'm in good company. I have counted at least five other friends and family that have sinus infections or colds right now. What is up with that? That's the kind of thing that you expect to happen in the Winter, not at the beginning of Summer. I'd blame global warming if it wasn't so clearly a fabrication by the liberal media in some convoluted scheme to get me to subscribe to their homosexual agenda.