Thing You Shouldn't Do #7:
Drive 65 MPH in pouring rain with bald tires.
Why? Because as thrilling as it is, hydroplaning can be hazardous to your health.
I'm not kidding, hundreds die while engaging in this xtreme sport. Thankfully, ever since the formation of the AXHEAD (Assocation of Xtreme Hydroplaners, Equestrians, and Dieters, they're an eclectic bunch,) the sport has become less dangerous. With safety measures such as Nerf guardrails, soft horseshoes, and calorie-free water, AXHEADs have cut annual hydroplaning-equestrian-diet-related fatalities by 5%! So remember, if you're insist on hydroplaning, get an AXHEAD license first!
Ceiling in a bank suddenly breaks, and out comes falling a tiny void
kitten, sending the guards into a hilarious frenzie: 'Tiny void literally
drops from the distribution system'
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Cats are adventurous creators, to a fault. We love it about them, of
course. Their curiosity and sense of adventure are what make them who they
are. Taki...
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1 comment:
I thought you might need a challenge to stay awake on your way to and from work. Just looking out for you babe.
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