Thing You Shouldn't Do #7:
Drive 65 MPH in pouring rain with bald tires.
Why? Because as thrilling as it is, hydroplaning can be hazardous to your health.
I'm not kidding, hundreds die while engaging in this xtreme sport. Thankfully, ever since the formation of the AXHEAD (Assocation of Xtreme Hydroplaners, Equestrians, and Dieters, they're an eclectic bunch,) the sport has become less dangerous. With safety measures such as Nerf guardrails, soft horseshoes, and calorie-free water, AXHEADs have cut annual hydroplaning-equestrian-diet-related fatalities by 5%! So remember, if you're insist on hydroplaning, get an AXHEAD license first!
Ex-feral cat who doesn't know how to cat and senior ex-fighting dog who
hates cats get adopted by the same person and build an unlikely but
beautiful friendship: 'They're both odd, and have had a wild ride to get
here, but look how friggin cute they are.'
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An ex-feral cat and a senior ex-fighting dog who hates cats… you would
think that would never work. But somehow, the opposite is true, and these
two became...
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I thought you might need a challenge to stay awake on your way to and from work. Just looking out for you babe.
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