Thing You Shouldn't Do #7:
Drive 65 MPH in pouring rain with bald tires.
Why? Because as thrilling as it is, hydroplaning can be hazardous to your health.
I'm not kidding, hundreds die while engaging in this xtreme sport. Thankfully, ever since the formation of the AXHEAD (Assocation of Xtreme Hydroplaners, Equestrians, and Dieters, they're an eclectic bunch,) the sport has become less dangerous. With safety measures such as Nerf guardrails, soft horseshoes, and calorie-free water, AXHEADs have cut annual hydroplaning-equestrian-diet-related fatalities by 5%! So remember, if you're insist on hydroplaning, get an AXHEAD license first!
'Am I their grandpa now?': Momma cat chooses student's old backpack to give
birth in, he grapples with newfound cat pawrenthood
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*Imagine trying to study, but there's two kittens in your backpack. *
The student thought his brother was hallucinating when he said he saw a
shadow in the...
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1 comment:
I thought you might need a challenge to stay awake on your way to and from work. Just looking out for you babe.
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