And I Wanted to Look Up a Water Sprinkler Supply Store, too!

What kind of genius runs Yellow Book? I’m just asking, because I’m pretty sure that someone possessing a standard level of intelligence in wet weather conditions like say, oh I don’t know, the Flash Flood Warning we’re currently under in Manassas would know that it isn’t a good idea to set out new phone books with no weather proofing. It does not appear that Yellow Book employs people of such brilliance.

Like my ego after bashing an unsuspecting delivery-person on an unread blog, the phone book swelled twice its original size.