This mutant chip emerged from my bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. Luckily, I was paying attention to what I was shoveling into my maw. The dark area appears to be a 1/2" x 1" cheese powder tumor. I'm fairly cerain that consuming concentrated artificial nacho cheese powder in this quantity is fatal.
Hm. Maybe I should sell it on Ebay.
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4 comments:
Okay it must be a trend. Today at Leslie's they had a ziplock bag with four things that looked like rocks but were in face spices that were shaped like rocks.
Unfortunately your mutant powder cheese tumor doesn't have the face of Mary or Jesus so I don't think you'll get many offers, if any on Ebay. Sorry!
I don't know. Maybe I just didn't take the picture at the right angle. I'll have to try again and see what comes out.
Oh my. Hahah I saw that random chip in your house when I came to visit Katie dog sitting. I like how you preserved it in a ziploc baggie. :) I'm pretty sure that you won't be able to sell it though.. it doesn't look anything like Jesus or Darth Vader. Big chip tumors aren't very popular on the market right now. =)
~Morgan
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