Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Mummy: Curse of the Dragon...er....whatever

I'm going to make this a quick one. Stacy and I went to see the latest Mummy movie with a couple of good friends this Friday.

Meh.

It had its moments, to be sure. The action was good. The plot was solid. The storyline was good, even though it had a few holes. I loved the Yeti. However, the dialog felt very forced. We're supposed to buy into these characters, Evelyn (Maria Bello) and Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser,) our intrepid heroes from the first two movies, fifteen or so years after the second movie. Their son has grown and is now estranged while the two try to enjoy their golden(?) years in retirement. This relationship is not the focus of the movie, and perhaps that is one reason it fails so miserably. I had no investment in the conflict between them. We came in during the middle of it with only vague reasons behind the split. The eventual reconciliation suffered for the lack of characterization. I could even have taken Rachel Weisz's almost criminal absence from the movie if Bello was better written. She lacked the chemistry that Weisz and Fraser steamed up the big screen with in the first two movies. Shes' pretty, not a bad actress, but she was set up to fail.

Relationships make up a large portion of the movie: the relationship between the O'Connells with Evy's brother, Jonathan (John Hannah,) thrown in for comic relief, the relationship between the Dragon Emperor (Jet Li,) his lieutenant (Russell Wong,) and the witch (Michelle Yeoh,) the relationship between the witch and her daughter (Isabella Leong,) the relationship between the O'Connell lad, Alex (Luke Ford,) and the witch's daughter. It was a bit much, especially with the trite lines and weak dialog. I was very disappointed with that aspect of the movie.

Other inconsistencies sprinkled throughout the movie were all the more glaring with the failings in the characterization and script. As far as summer movie eye candy, it fits the bill. As far as the Mummy series goes, I'd call this the weakest of the bunch, and that's including The Scorpion King. It's the tail end of the blockbuster season. If you want your eye candy before it ends (and don't intend to see the animated Star Wars: The Clone Wars,) then I'd recommend this movie. Otherwise, wait for video, you won't be as disappointed.

I give The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor five out of eleven bat-imposter corpse freakouts on a scale that I just made up that doesn't mean anything.

Okay, maybe the movie suffered in my estimation for being the first movie I've seen since watching The Dark Knight in friggin' IMAX. Not much could stack up well to that experience.

6 comments:

Jon Maki said...

Maria Bello, huh? Didn't look like her in the trailer.

Huffy said...

Thanks for the review! Hey they finally ended the AOL project. all calls will be answered in India now. So it should be called IOL now. hows your job going, are you going to be ok with this fiscal year changes? good luck. Every one misses you guys!!

Merlin T Wizard said...

Yeah, I thought she was Kate Beckinsale from the trailers. At the time I thought, "if you have to replace Weisz, Beckinsale is a good way to go." I don't know if she would have done better. Like I said, Bello the actress was good, it was Evy that was written weakly.

Yup, we've been predominately supported by India for some time now. It's just been a few state-side call centers for a while. Now it's all India, you say? Ah well. So far I'm mostly unaffected by the cutbacks. We've tightened our belts as far as expenses go to try to prevent a portion of the annual layoff action. We'll see late this year.

Anonymous said...

that Brendan Frasier, he should at least get an "E" for effort

Huffy said...

sorry to bug you again merlin, but I have a dumb tech question for you. If some one does not read an e-mail on their AOL. and it auto deletes after 30 days. is there a way to get it back? its not in their recently deleted folder either.

Merlin T Wizard said...

I'm afraid it's gone. I've done that with mail that I wanted to keep new that I figured I'd get to eventually. Best thing to do is go into the mail preferences and choose to have all mail you read saved on your computer. That way if it is deleted because it's kept in the mailbox for too long, you still have a copy on the computer. You still have to at least open the mail for it to get saved, though.