Daddy, what's worse, pink eye or black eye?
That was after Stacy came home from the doctor's diagnosed with pink eye. I think Stacy would rather have a black eye at this point.
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It would never have occurred to me in a million years to unearth Cheeto of
all things, it's completely nuts. My instinct was to say "cracked" but that
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