Thing You Shouldn't Do #1:
Pierce your thumb with a staple then peel an orange
Why? Because it hurts, dammit!
Thing You Shouldn't Do #2:
Clip your iPod Nano Video to your belt and go to a Redskins game even though you know the seats are so narrow that your big ass will brush the sides every time you sit down.
Why? Because you won't have an iPod anymore!
Thing You Shouldn't Do #3:
Temporarily store a full bucket of paint 2 1/2 feet off the carpeted floor just behind your home office chair.
Why? Because this:
I hope this has been educational. Remember, kids, don't do what I do!
