Monday, June 02, 2008

It's All a C - O - N - Spiracy

Being sick sucks. At least I know I'm in good company. I have counted at least five other friends and family that have sinus infections or colds right now. What is up with that? That's the kind of thing that you expect to happen in the Winter, not at the beginning of Summer. I'd blame global warming if it wasn't so clearly a fabrication by the liberal media in some convoluted scheme to get me to subscribe to their homosexual agenda.

6 comments:

Huffy said...

you must have contracted what I have here in Utah..oh yea please don't subscribe ti their homosexual agenda...that would be hard to explain after having 3 girls and the septuplet boys you (and the wife) are going to be having lol

Merlin T Wizard said...

Wow, now we're up to septuplet boys! That was quite a jump from the twins everyone else were wishing on us. I'd love them just as much no matter how many came, but no thanks, one is enough.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it is as much global warming as it is global pollution! We are all breathing way too much junk. More and more people are complaining of asthma, congestion, sinus problems, migraines all sorts of stuff. What gets me the most though is, somehow, Mother Nature (or whomever it is,) never got the message that my children were not suppose to ever get sick. AND THAT JUST IRRITATES THE XX!!!XX!! OUT OF ME! I made that fact very, very clear. As for me, after four weeks of daily visits to the McKay-Dee Infusion Services for IV anti-biotic meds, I finally had the picc line removed and am back on oral antibiotics. I might have been all better by now (the surgery on my septum was way back in March) if I did not need to be exposed to the lovely, dusty, polluted air inside the IRS building around all of the other germ-laden-coughing- sneezing employees who can't afford to say home and nurse their many illnesses. You get better, ya hear? Thats and order and keep those precious girls of yours healthy and happy.

Merlin T Wizard said...

Glad to hear that you're feeling better, mom. I'm mostly over the congestion and I have some antibiotics to make sure it sticks. Everyone else is healthy, unless you count Stacy's nausea and constant fatigue, but those are to be expected in her delicate condition. ;)

VinceH said...

Just a side note...they are now touting "global climate change," in place of "global warming," since studies have shown a trend towards cooling instead of warming as they initially thought. Trust those wacky environmentalists to reverse positions while claiming to have been right all along.

Merlin T Wizard said...

Cooling?! I'd like to see some of those "scientists" spend a week here. We've had triple digit weather for the last five days!